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Jan. 10th, 2019 | 11:41 am

"at least... at least cough, at least I balanced my checkbook!" *dies peacefully*

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Jan. 9th, 2019 | 11:07 pm

oh yes
special
quite special indeed
but not enough special

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oops

Jan. 8th, 2019 | 02:23 pm

something
ya didn't do
hmm yeah i know
see those comments
under the rule there?
see the pile of crumbs l
aid out in geomtry fasciaing
it crumbels into its own heats
& chills, retracts, explodes, e
ats, disregards, arranges things s
o that its impossible to steal or ban
d or team up or harass or catch up or se
cure objectives or hide or drink/smoke or
slip out, so that is is impossible not to f
or real -- would i give up this for that? pro
bably nat, assembly nighcist obstacle stats fo
r cats and blighteds pulprits of glittering crim
es unto every beam and shunt and wondering eye*~~!!

EM's everscroll at one time ripped b y a spectre
and even partially cursed but Hectore gnows this guy
and gives it time even when there isnt much

*[scream lads]

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allez !

Jan. 7th, 2019 | 03:14 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvYkWUHC1Z4

Remember These 5 Tips To Manage Your Economicile Disfunction
1. don't look at real estate porn(unless the house is doing it on its own and it spends its money locally)
2. take more pills
3. " " whip
4. waste resources to let others know you're serious and dont give f. this has the added benefit of increasing mass. it's a weird trick of existence, it's dumb, it's how you know there is real evil but also real good.
5. jupiter's interesting surprises

lord
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taoist ideal of uselessness
a thousand lucky children of ideaistillates
the guardiants of doors
fuck that,
i want to fight them
and knock their face off and
eat their skin and burn their bones
to make furniture and then lock their door
from my side so the bitches cant come back for me

police depts and israel more
good story on those, durham, new england,
lapd and ny and georgia tho
but thats not something you vote on because you plain don't get congress(and media) without aipac
"why isn't there instead a comparative analysis of russian influence on our politics versus israel, saudi arabia?" -- so much is assumed because it has been jammed, so much isn't mentioned, and made not even palatable but cleanly able to fit in heads

hehe blue
what a funny series
if i can figure out its regularnesses
before i die i will have the absolute worst number alive
a ridiculous dream, a conveyor belt buffet of ghosts and eventually they go
by again if you didn't have space on your card the first time they came round rr ror rowr
hmm hah haha the best door the one for you is with guardients performing on the other side, grow
ling their names and attributes and jewel fieldnames and mistakes so that you can make them toward & cold
holdin' geometry & sea flakes coalitioning pr'prties & biodynamic diagnostites , an exposition of jazz and light
trauma and mediterranean techniques and spicy coconut and scratching dreams, monster pamphlets, wrong work, permissible
stealing and replacement, "and now all those great songs get used in commercials!" it gets worse lemme tell ya only the glass
left will relay it there's more but um yk soon there will be enough in my anorak to have me bustid so no i dont trustit cuzzits scuffid
like no mustid or custid no wondid 'em dusted filluptuous prison process if it WAS up to us entrusted enlegaled encourted enrulered fuckup fluffplugs, senator scribbles and his anal dribbles, porkphet sag on the prince's gallywag,

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Jan. 7th, 2019 | 01:27 pm

"If you told me as a kid growing up in the bay there would be a movie called Black Panther that starts off in Oakland, this is not what I would have imagined. Ryan, were there like a bunch of old members of the actual Black Panther Party saying 'I can't even get an audition?'?

Just kidding, they were all framed and murdered for wanting justice and equality. The world is, and always has been, a nightmare; it just seems worse now because of our phones. What else happened this year?"

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Jan. 6th, 2019 | 01:23 pm

"I have dumpstered like nearly a whole pallet worth of baby formula in my life from assorted stores and tried to give it away, but people are suspicious of a random dude trying to give away baby formula even though it is sealed and not expired. So naturally i started eating the dry powder with a spoon and feeding it to food animals and using it as fertilizer."

NATURALLY

tbh he is as real as it gets

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Uncle Sam and the Big Green Machine

Jan. 5th, 2019 | 02:16 pm

"it is not intellectually honest to spread optimism, if you look at the facts... mankind will increasingly experience itself as a failing species..."
"our minds have been colonized by scientific rationality" without a vestigial spirituality to do anything with it or even uphold it

tastes like b's and coffee b
elle money ay money bee moneey
the best part of brain damage is that it makes the sidewalk make sense
a team of architects could not do better, there is no way to reduce more
the lightpath of nihilism hah--the most retold razenbreds did "not give a fuck about their family name" and tried to lose it in a forest--oh jeez when have a cigar started playin--banned lyrics--
"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?

Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh, ah
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run for President?
Mother should I trust the government?

Mother will they put me in the firing mine?
Ooh ah,
Is it just a waste of time?"

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Jan. 4th, 2019 | 07:44 pm

"NBC (and others) meanwhile report the story of war as one of Rumsfeld vs. the Generals, as Wolfowitz vs. Shinseki, as the CIA vs. Cheney, as the bad torturers vs. the more refined, about numbers of troops and number of deaths, and even then Obama vs. the Congress, poor Obama who couldn’t close Guantanamo or reduce nuclear weapons or stand up to Putin because it was just so difficult...

I argued endlessly with MSNBC about all things national security for years... And yet I feel like I’ve failed to convey this larger truth about the hopelessness of our way of doing things, especially disheartened to watch NBC and much of the rest of the news media somehow become a defender of Washington and the system.

...the tweeting vortex, increasingly lost in a directionless adrenaline rush... And I would assert that in many ways NBC just began emulating the national security state itself – busy and profitable. No wars won but the ball is kept in play.

And yet I’m alarmed at how quick NBC is to mechanically argue the contrary, to be in favor of policies that just spell more conflict and more war. Really? We shouldn’t get out Syria? We shouldn’t go for the bold move of denuclearizing the Korean peninsula? Even on Russia, though we should be concerned about the brittleness of our democracy that it is so vulnerable to manipulation, do we really yearn for the Cold War? And don’t even get me started with the FBI: What? We now lionize this historically destructive institution?

I can say that I’m proud that I’m not guilty of giving my employers what they wanted.

Sent from my iPhone"

from the desk of william arkin

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(no subject)

Jan. 4th, 2019 | 12:52 pm

the only person
i've ever talked to who
cared about the costs of pets
on the planet denies climate change

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Jan. 4th, 2019 | 12:06 pm

"life is what you can afford to make it"

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